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Restaurant marketeer wins daily mail novel competition. The funniest jokes at this years edinburgh fringe have been revealed, with comedian ken cheng emerging as the 2017 victor. Louise morrish, 45, from hampshire, has been selected as the winner of the daily mail first novel competition. It seemed so unusual that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams, because of their great rivalry. The competition is open to illustrators over the age of 18, both student and professional, who have not been previously published by the folio society.
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